The Mission-less Statement or Mission-less Business?

I’ve mentioned worthless mission statements in the past, but this week I had the extreme misfortune of encountering a wholly unremarkable business with the following “mission statement:”

Our Foremost Mission is to Empower our Customers with Solutions through Trust and Knowledge and Provide Experience above and Beyond Expectations.

Capitalization aside, is it any wonder that there was nothing about this company worth remembering? Is this a product company or service company? Business, Education, Government or Consumer focused? In what industry?

This mission-less statement feels like the kind of thing a business should say, it contains all appropriate buzzwords, and is properly paced. But it says nothing; it’s worse than nothing. It obscures all meaning, feigning communication with meaningless business-speak.

There is a chicken and egg question here: do wholly unremarkable businesses write wholly unremarkable mission statements or do wholly unremarkable mission statements create wholly unremarkable businesses?

The answer, of course, is “Yes.” Or, to be for a moment less cynical, “They correlate, of course.” If a business doesn’t have a succinct purpose is it any wonder that it grows amorphous, fumbling in the dark?